
- Monitor - keeping an eye on the braai.
- Download - get the firewood off the bakkie.
- Hard drive - trip back home without any cold beer.
- Keyboard - where you hang the bakkie and bike keys.
- Window - what you shut when it's cold.
- Screen - what you shut in the mosquito season.
- Byte - what mosquitoes do.
- Bit - what mosquitoes did.
- Megabyte - what mosquitoes at the water hole do.
- Chip - a bar snack.
- Microchip - what's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips.
- Modem -what you did to the lawns.
- Dot Matrix - Oom Jan Matrix's wife.
- Laptop - where the cat sleeps.
- Software - plastic knives and forks you get at KFC.
- Hardware - real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers.
- Mouse - what eats the grain in the shed.
- Mainframe - what holds the shed up.
- Web - what spiders make.
- Web site - the shed (or under the verandah).
- Cursor - the old bloke that swears a lot.
- Search engine - what you do when the bakkie won't go.
- Yahoo - what you say when the bakkie does go.
- Upgrade - a steep hill.
- Server - the person at the pub what brings out the lunch.
- Mail Server - the bloke at the pub what brings out the lunch.
- User - the neighbour what keeps borrowing things.
- Network - when you have to repair your fishing net.
- Internet - complicated fish net repair method.
- Netscape - when fish maneuvers out of reach of net.
- Online - when you get the laundry hung out.
- Offline - when the pegs don't hold the washing up.
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