
- Uberfingers does not use a keyboard. The keys just duck in fright!
- When Uberfingers shakes Chuck Norris' hand, he screams like a girl.
- You know where Uberfingers has been, all the door handles are ripped off.
- When Uberfingers goes on a picnic, he provides his hands as tables.
- Uberfingers sells his hands as advertising billboards. He is a mobile billboard when driving his car and when he waves.
- When movers can't lift something, they call Uberfingers.
- When Uberfingers points, people think it is a solar eclipse.
- Uberfingers swots Sumu wrestlers like flies.
- The only place Uberfingers can wash his hands is an Olympic-sized swimming pool.
- The Queen hires Uberfingers to give the 21 gun salute at her birthday, which he does by clapping his hands.
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